Man with scissors lodged in skull calmly walks into A&E and says: ''I have a small problem''

Well-mannered Jonas Monroy was dubbed 'The Gentleman' by A&E staff, who said the 32-year-old was lucky to be alive

Shocking: Another view of the terrifying attack that left Jonas Acevedo Monroy covered in blood

A blood-soaked man stunned hospital staff when he stumbled into A&E with a pair of SCISSORS embedded in his skull.

With claret dripping down his face, dazed Jonas Acevedo Monroy, 32, politely asked for help after he had been attacked in a bar in Chihuahua, Mexico.
And hospital staff were so amazed by his good manners they nicknamed him 'The Gentleman'.
Jonas was set upon by a jealous rival in his local drinking den.
Pal Nandor Altamirano Carvajal, 30, said: "Jonas was as always full of high spirits and was being charming with everyone in the bar when one of the locals took umbrage.
"He came over and started trying to wind Jonas up, but when that didn't work he started getting abusive and aggressive.

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Lucky escape: The hospital X-ray shows how fortunate Jonas Acevedo Monroy was to survive the scissors attack

"Jonas offered to buy the man a drink but the guy pulled out a pair of scissors from his jacket and stabbed him in the head. What he was doing with a pair of scissors in his pocket I don't know, it was really shocking."
As green-eyed thug Miguel Angel Rodriguez Armendariz, 30, fled, Altamirano helped bleeding Monroy to his car and drove him to hospital.
A hospital spokesman said: "Staff were very surprised when the two walked in and the man with the scissors in his head shook the receptionist's hand and said he seemed to have a small problem and would the receptionist mind helping him.
"At first we thought it was some sort of joke, but then he fainted and we rushed him into emergency. He had been stabbed in the upper-left side of his skull and the scissors had penetrated his parietal brain lobe. He is lucky to be alive."
Police have arrested a man in connection with the incident.